"I think this whole idea of living in the moment can be a bit overrated"
Today I’m 29. I thought I would have done more by now.
...& that’s when it happened. My zipper split. I was stuck in my kimono.
For Sweet Jesus. Bang Bang. iHalo and Burger’s Priest and the poop cafe.
We’re all willing to take a stand; to prove that HEY LOOK AT ME, I’m a good person! But when it comes down to it, we’re not willing to change.
In that moment, I wished I was different. I wished I was cooler, prettier, had better hair. In that moment, I wished I was anyone but me.
In the world of online swiping, sometimes those random phone #s get crossed & you end up going on a date with the wrong person.
"Never think that things are going your way because it will quickly turn out they are not. Key learning."
And I’m lifting these weights & I’m sweating & my face looks weird & all the sudden these sex noises are just uncontrollably coming out of my body.
He told me to stay the night, but I wear contact lenses - and they are the bane of my existence when I have spontaneous sleepovers.